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So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he  said: “Hey, we’ve got all these bodies left, but we’re right out of  brains, we’re right out of hearts and we’re right out of vocal chords.”  And God said: “Fuck it! Sew ‘em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and  make them talk out of their arses.” And lo, God created the Tory Party.

So God was creating man. And his little assistant came up to him and he said: “Hey, we’ve got all these bodies left, but we’re right out of brains, we’re right out of hearts and we’re right out of vocal chords.” And God said: “Fuck it! Sew ‘em up anyway. Smack smiles on the faces and make them talk out of their arses.” And lo, God created the Tory Party.

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